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Friday, December 10, 2004

Peanuts in A Pear Tree

Planters are such liars. They SAY that no more than 50% of the mixed nuts will be peanuts in the can. But there’s always, like, 200 peanuts, two cashews and three pecans. WTF????? I just wonder what my good friend Solly thinks of this travesty...

Last night, we bought a Christmas tree that touches the ceiling. Malcolm wore himself out chasing tissue paper and pouncing from beneath the tree. He was such a little freak, but I was intoxicated with motherly love. Angus slept in his box, completely uninterested and above it all (of course).

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Damn straight I'm not going to use my real name. You're messing with the Planter's cartel. Be very very careful.
 
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