The National Mitten Registry! Reuniting the bare-handed with their lost mittens! Note: The National is even a "conservative" Canadian paper. Even Canadian conservatives love their mittens. Cheney would never wear mittens. He wears leather gloves so that no evidence is left after strangulation. Don't want the folks from CSI tracking fibers and what not.

Then he'd get a tattoo of me in a bra on his arm, like Tori Spelling's new husband did. The tattoo actually looks better than Tori Spelling in person.

Holy Crap! Conan O'Brien DOES look like Finland President Tarja Halonen!

So, apparently, you can be sued for being gay? Or even if people just *think* your gay? In an insane turn of events, rumors of American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken's sexual preference has induced homophobic fans to file a class action lawsuit. "A spokesman for the group said, "As consumers, we feel ripped off. It is obvious now that the private Clay is very different from the manufactured, packaged public Clay who was marketed to us." What? Celebrities might be portrayed as different than they really are? Holy Crap.

Malcolm In Sink
Originally uploaded by silverzephyr.

Dave claimed that Malcolm slept in the sink all the time. I denied this, having never witnessed the act. And then he presented me with photographic evidence. So, apparently, Malcolm has a secret life while I am at work.