Friday, January 14, 2005
My Cats Breath Smells Like Cat Food
Man, yesterday’s entry was like the most boring entry in the history of entries. I think I just felt obligated to write something even though I was tired and distracted and didn’t really know what to say. So I’ve promised to provide you with fabulously interesting news tidbits. I present to you the following:
*A HIGH-larious take on the Brad n’ Jen Break up here.
*And you all have prolly already read abut the kick ass Ali G stunt.
*Fact: The 35 million aid package Bush offered to tsunami victims was less than the 40 million budget for the Coronation Ball for himself. Discuss.
So, I admitted to Henna that I like the smell of cat breath. She found that very gross. Then again, it’s better than onion breath. I tried to categorize what cat breath smells like exactly. I find it comforting. Like fur, dry food and grass maybe? Or as Ralph Wiggum so succinctly puts it, “My cat’s breath smells like cat food”. Indeed.
*A HIGH-larious take on the Brad n’ Jen Break up here.
*And you all have prolly already read abut the kick ass Ali G stunt.
*Fact: The 35 million aid package Bush offered to tsunami victims was less than the 40 million budget for the Coronation Ball for himself. Discuss.
So, I admitted to Henna that I like the smell of cat breath. She found that very gross. Then again, it’s better than onion breath. I tried to categorize what cat breath smells like exactly. I find it comforting. Like fur, dry food and grass maybe? Or as Ralph Wiggum so succinctly puts it, “My cat’s breath smells like cat food”. Indeed.