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Monday, January 16, 2006

Heartwarming News!

Just when you’re about to fall into the depths of despair, you hear a news story that warms the cockles of your heart. And we have Abramoff and the unending corruption of the Republicans to thank! Actually, I don’t know whether to be happy they were caught or depressed that they are capable of such misuse of power. Yes, that wonderful organization that pays lip service to “values” -- it turns out that they are (gasp!) greedy sumbitches. Shocking! First DeLay, then Ney. Will this influence election results? Sadly, since lots of American are still terrified that gay people might be able to get married and that teenagers are having abortions, it won’t make a damned bit of difference.

could this finally be the thing that collapses their house of cards? maybe in conjunction with the illegal wiretapping?? At this point, i have no idea what it will take seeing as how the previous 18 scandals involving lying, abuse of power, abuse of human rights, breaches of national security, yadda yadda yadda, didn't take hold. What the hell does it TAKE????

i know, i know. a sex scandal.
just give us a good old blow job, guys! c'mon! i'm always hoping that two of them are caught in, um, dirty "circumstances". score one for their lip service against gay rights and score two for a chance for us to make many raunchy jokes at their expense.
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