So, apparently, you can be sued for being gay? Or even if people just *think* your gay? In an insane turn of events, rumors of American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken's sexual preference has induced homophobic fans to file a class action lawsuit. "A spokesman for the group said, "As consumers, we feel ripped off. It is obvious now that the private Clay is very different from the manufactured, packaged public Clay who was marketed to us." What? Celebrities might be portrayed as different than they really are? Holy Crap.