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Friday, March 17, 2006

If Dave *Really* Loved Me

Then he'd get a tattoo of me in a bra on his arm, like Tori Spelling's new husband did. The tattoo actually looks better than Tori Spelling in person.

While it is true that the tattoo image is infinitely more attractive than the actual Tori, don't you think the shading of the bra makes her look, well, quadruboobular??
i find it entirely possible that tori might actually have four boobs. maybe it was breast implant surgery gone awry? and maybe for her husband, four is better than two. imagine how good she'll be at breastfeeding!
The woman looks like a horse, so it goes to reason...do horses have four breasts?
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