A big ole sarcastic cry of pity for Joe Francis who is "having such a rough time in a Florida jail that he recently told a psychiatrist that suicide was a possibility if his imprisonment was prolonged."

"The porn impresario, who this week finishes a 45-day sentence for criminal contempt, also told Dr. Ronald Markman that he was being housed with "all murderers" in his section of the Bay County lockup. "I started freaking out and screaming, I couldn't breathe," said Francis. "I don't think I can handle this on a long-term thing--I'm not a criminal."

Actually, yeah, you are. So shut the f*ck up you big baby.

Read his psychiatric evaluation and the rest of the article over at Smoking Gun.